Hello, my name is fabulous!

Charlotte: How’d you do it?
Miranda: Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.
Samantha: Oh, that’s a diet I won’t be trying.

Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Carrie: Once again, Samantha managed to up-sex me.

Samantha: I’m a lovely woman, at least get to know me, then hate me!

Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon… no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.

Samantha: Hello, 911. I’m on fire!

Carrie: I’m not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven’t met ‘The Rabbit.’
Samantha: Oh come on, if you’re going to get a vibrator, at least get one called ‘The Horse.’

Nurse: Do you swallow?
Samantha: Only when surprised.

Samantha: From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true, he probably is.

Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear view mirror.

Samantha: I’m a trisexual: I try everything once.

Samantha (to the other girls): I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.
Carrie: Yes, it’s airborne.

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